Tech Support Story

User: My usual password is not working suddenly. Why?

Tech Support: Your password has expired -- you must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?

Tech Support: You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just reregister it?

Tech Support: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Tech Support: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: OK, roses

Tech Support: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: pretty roses

Tech Support: You must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose

Tech Support: You cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose

Tech Support: You must use additional letters.

User: 1fuckingprettyrose

Tech Support: You must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose

Tech Support: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1Fuckingprettyrose

Tech Support: You must use additional letters.

User: 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

Tech Support: Sorry, that password is already being used.