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Hilarious Facebook Spam
Sometimes spammers are just plain idiotic. I got this spam designed to look like it was sent by Facebook. It was sent to my email address. I am not on Facebook, but my Facebook name would not necessarily be my email address. However I supposedly had notifications for my email address. All that I had to do was click the link (yeah right).
The absolutely hilarious part was the unsubscribe at the bottom. Here is the notice in its entirety:
This notification was sent to <my email address>.com. If you don't want to receive these notifications from Facebook in the future, please unsubscribe. Facebook, Inc., Attention: Department 415, PO Box 10005, Palo Alto, CA 94303
That means I have to send a letter by snail mail -- regular post to Facebook to unsubscribe from their electronic notices. Idiots.
I do notice that most of my spam now comes to my Yahoo mail account. Google is quite adept at filtering it out.
Tech Support Story
User: My usual password is not working suddenly. Why?
Tech Support: Your password has expired -- you must register a new one.
User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?
Tech Support: You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just reregister it?
Tech Support: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
Tech Support: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: OK, roses
Tech Support: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: pretty roses
Tech Support: You must use at least one number.
User: 1 pretty rose
Tech Support: You cannot use blank spaces.
User: 1prettyrose
Tech Support: You must use additional letters.
User: 1fuckingprettyrose
Tech Support: You must use at least one capital letter.
User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Tech Support: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: 1Fuckingprettyrose
Tech Support: You must use additional letters.
User: 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon' tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Tech Support: Sorry, that password is already being used.
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